Find out how big of a faggy, douche,
you are:
A- A total Faggy douche
B- The biggest faggy douche on the
planet
C- The biggest Faggy douche this side
of the solar system
D- Not so faggy or douchy
Please answer the questions honestly
and email me your answers to : theohirsch@hotmail.com
1 - How often do you say faggy, douchy
things like: "Oh my God, did you just say that" (Imagine a
high pitch, and very faggy tone to your voice)?
a - Never
b - once in a while
c- Often
d- everyday
2- In the list below, circle off all
the things you own or aspire to own
a - A gun rack
b- A Harley Davidson motor cycle
c- A Hummer
d- A home in Irvine, Ca.
e- none of the above
3- Did you move to or do you aspire to
move to Irvine Ca. on your own accord (I.e. not living there because
of parents or spouse)?
a- yes
b- no
4- the following statement is true or
false:
The Democrat party is a very
progressive party, without democrats America is lost
a - True
b - False
5- The gold standard is the answer to
America's economic down fall
a - true
b - Fase
6- The coolest place to hang out in
Down town Santa Ana is:
a - The Blowla fags bar
b - Chapter one
c- The Gypsy den
d - The copper door
e- Crosby
7- Lady GaGa is a highly talented
artist with much to offer the world of artistry:
a- True
b- False
8- sincer Jusin beaver has so much
money and fame, I would be him since I will never have the oportunity
to have that much money and fame.
a- True
b- False
9- Having a Mustache with curly Qs on
the end makes me feel more defined and distinguished or it
makes people look more cool and more
popular.
a- true
b- false
10- If I don't get married and
reproduce multiple times I am a loser
a- Ture
b- False
11- There is no reason to speak up
about religion, people should be able to live their lives without
being persecuted.
A- True
b- False
12- You shouldn't argue about religion
or politics because people might get offended
a- True
b- False
13- If two men are making out in a park
they should probably just go get their own room, no one wants to see
that
a- True
b- False
14- My children don't need to be taught
about homosexuality
a- True
b- False
15- Growing up in Irvine is good for my
children since Irvine is so safe.
a- True
b- False
16- I'm glad the daily news warns us
about child molestation so often, it keeps my children safe
a- True
b- False
17- Using the term “faggot” is hate
speech
a- True
b- False
18- I am a Democrat, therefore I am a
liberal
a- True
b- False
19- The republican party is full of
conservative people
a- True
b- False
19- Santa Ana is totally Ghetto and a
dengerous place to live
a- True
b- False
20- people from Mexico do not deserve
to be here unless they get permission from the government
a- True
b- False
21- Rules are made to be kept
a- True
b- False
22- The american military is God's
military'
a- True
b- False
23- Jesus Christ is my Lord and savior
a- True
b- False
24- Economic inflation is a normal part
of daily life and is just something that happens in a normal and
balanced economey
a- True
b- False
26- Religion is not about money, its
about finding God and eternal salvation
a- True
b- False
25- I am a retarded, south Ornage
county, Trust fund baby with the thought process of a fucking Nat
a- True
b- False
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