Monday, November 12, 2018

Variety Showcase Demo to find band members

We are an eccentric song writing duo with a very punk rock attitude with a theatrical, operatic twist. Both influenced by rock, blues, underground hip hop, comedy and punk.

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Saturday, January 27, 2018

I'm hosting Open mic Sunday at the Wine Bar, Long Beach

Open mic at the Wine bar, Long Beach from 7-10 every Sunday

Friday, May 26, 2017

New music video, Take a Trump

Dear Mexican people,

I understand that many of you think I am some crazy, Puto Gringo who says a lot of stupid shit and needs to keep his big, fat, privileged mouth shut half the time, but I love you anyways. I am sorry that my “culture” (or lack thereof) has exploited your culture to such an extreme measure and I thank your culture for being such hard workers with good hearts (for the most part). But I wish you would complain more.

That’s ok, I will do as much of the complaining for you as I can, I’m good at it.

Fuck America!

We give the drug cartels all the power by making drugs illegal and not regulating them in a free market, then make Mexico dangerous by giving the drug cartels all the fucking money and power (Just like during the alcohol prohibition) while allowing the shipments of drugs in (and yes, it has been proven time and time again that the CIA directs the drug traffic flow) and pretending to be anti-drugs, and that “drugs are bad” (When everyone fucking knows drugs are awesome) within our stupid, “war on drugs” culture (2.4 million nonviolent prisoners cost America 70 billion a year to a for profit prison system) and brainwashed society, creating false stigmas about drugs, while creating irrational and uneducated understandings about drugs, while forcing suppression of drugs upon our youth and stigmatizing drugs, which creates more addicts. As all psychology professionals understand, suppression and stupid education (A misunderstanding about drugs) causes obsession and keeps an illegal drug economy flowing and gives the drug cartels all the power. In an educated, transparent, democratic and free society and economy, drugs would be regulated and free to the public and drug addicts (Or dysfunctional users) would soon become a thing of the past.

Then the good people of Mexico who just want to be peaceful with their families and work an honest job are forced here because of violence in their own country, caused by our already violent drug policies, which gives the violent cartels all the fucking power, and on top of all that, Mexico’s shitty economy forces them here (America also squanders many resources south of the border and beyond), then they get fucked by a system here in AmeriKKKa which will not allow many of them basic human rights and a decent wage, while they fucking bust their asses to keep all the privileged ass holes in this economy happy, while ignorant, racist ass holes say “they took our jobs, they don’t speak English”. Prohibition does not stop the flow of drugs, IT CAUSES MORE AND MORE VIOLENCE! WE ARE A VIOLENT CULTURE, WE ARE NOT PEACEFUL! Then to top it all off under Obama we shipped out 2.5 million undocumented immigrants and now we have a xenophobic, hyper racist, narcissistic, childish, fucking moronic, greedy, retarded, sold out to wall street and bankers, spoiled rotten brat with the nuclear codes and in the high position in the world?!?! LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Fuck our “culture” or lack thereof!


Saturday, April 2, 2016

Occupy Santa Ana, the Occupy movement and Bernie Sanders

I started out in Occupy Irvine with Matt Southgate (Who I share some political, social and moral beliefs) and we began attending meetings in order to formulate the occupy movement in Irvine, we had meetings at some soccer mom’s home in Irvine, I remember she wanted to be everyone’s boss, and always took credit for being “The Founder” of Occupy Irvine, although she had no clue what Occupy was about. Occupy Irvine was sooooooooooooo fucking lame on so many levels and full of soccer moms, over privileged douche bags who had no idea what the movement was about, and try hard wannabe control freak leaders. I will say though, one Saturday there was a protest of about 1500 people and it was awesome! So the movement was not in vain. It was just the control freak, douche bag regulars who had nothing better to do, who occupied the city hall lawn who were so lame and such wannabe leaders, who wanted to be looked up to and worshiped; that movement was not “Leaderless” by any stretch. I even heard one of them refer to the tent village as “My Village”. LOL… I will say again though, that Occupy march of 1500 people in Irvine of all places, really put a nice little noticeable dent into the system and was actually quite impressive for a town like Irvine, especially with the stick up your ass policies of that town. That was an amazing and intense march and it indeed made some kind of an impact as did the entire INTERNATIONAL movement! But hanging out with those soccer moms and wannabe cult leaders was not for me so I moved on to Occupy Santa Ana after the first weekend as most of them were appalled by my forms of expression and language. OSA had a private meeting at the tennis courts one day, then the movement started and we decided to occupy the civic center plaza where the airplane model is on Broadway. This would be back in the day when Matt Southgate would have many of our activist meetings at his studio and many occupy meetings were held at his studio in the Santora basement. Now keep in mind, back then I was more like a child than I am now… Haha. From the get go, the very first protest we went to, people were trying to censor me. Actually the first protest Matt Southgate and I went to we brought Madeline Spencer to the Orange Circle, and I had made a special sign for the occasion which said, “Fuck the Federal reserve and their little bitches on Wall Street”. People loved that sign, actually. The lady who organized that protest told me my sign was inappropriate. But one guy was furious and told her, you’re just a product of the same system you’re protesting by censoring him. And guess what? He was right. But in order to appease the old lady I magic marked a star where the “U” was on “Fuck”. My heart was in the right place post 410 house (My bohemian art house), but Occupy Santa Ana could not handle my mouth and my truth telling nature. But come to think of it, outside of my mouth and opinion, when it comes to activism I can actually be kind of a pussy. Back when I had my crazy art/party/bohemian fucking debauchery house (The 410 house, from summer 2006- summer 2010) it was an absolute amazing time, Orange County has nor ever will again experience anything close to that house ever again. At any rate, the cops came to visit all the time. I would of course, with my hot headed nature (which I try to keep under control these days) would tell the cops off all the fucking time. I would tell them to get a real job, to go find a real criminal, tell them that I am a revolutionary, all sort of fucking shit…haha… I would yell at them and just say all sorts of insults. One night during a HUGE party, two young hot headed cops who had heard so much about me pulled me out of my house during this locally famous party, drove me to the cop shop and threw me in the drunk tank. And I don’t even think I said anything to them much to make them mad, they just wanted to prove their power over me. When I finally went to court on the date for the “offense”, there was no case, my case did not exist on paper at the court house. After that I realize that I hated being locked up and would avoid it as much as possible. So during the occupy movement I was not one for giving myself up for jail time. But I certainly had plenty to say during OSA, especially during our email list exchange (Which I started). I of course had plenty to say during GA meetings (General assembly meetings) also, many-a-things that you would call politically incorrect. And that’s just the thing about activists, in Orange County especially. Such fucking hypocrites. Many of them will do one thing, yet claim the vowels coming out of my mouth and my opinions are soooooooooooo fucking terrible, and people in the occupy Santa Ana movement would constantly try and throw me under the bus as the bad guy, and most of these same self-righteous people simply had issues with their own personal morality and fucked up psychology, anyone who protests my language this much is probably skinning kittens in his spare time. People who target people like me as the bad guy most times I find, are the same double standard ass holes who either want to control the rest (As I am always going to bring in a different/new perspective, and I am not well behaved so it makes it hard to control the rest), have morality issues themselves that are not socially acceptable and will commit crimes against humanity and their own people, etc. or they have major stick up your ass and self-righteous conservative beliefs, or are simply brainwashed and have sticks up their fucking asses.
Occupy Santa Ana even had GA meetings on multiple occasions, all about little ol’ me: what were they going to do to reprimand me and my truth telling, politically incorrect behavior?
One of my major complaints at the time was that El Centro Cultural de Mexico was trying to sort of hijack the OSA movement by constantly bringing up immigration reform as one of the main issues. But I kept explaining over and over again, that this movement is about the socioeconomic imbalance and the Ponzi scheme economy imposed upon all (All middle class, poor, white, black, brown, purple with Yellow poca doted, gay, man, woman, straight, stupid, fat and dumb) of us by the central bankers and Wall street, and that immigration reform was simply an umbrella issue, a trickle-down issue, an issue which would be resolved in an economic reformation, in a political/social revolution. Let’s wake up to the fact that we are all getting fucking raped and ripped off by war monger, culture hating psychopaths and lets do something about that! Without changing the economic system into something democratic and transparent, we will never truly have just immigration reform in this fucking country/world! With a big, fat PERIOD! I mean, isn’t how they separate us the most, through socioeconomic issues while using race, sexual orientation, gender, etc. in order to distract us from what’s really fucking going on? Whatever means they can to separate us and put us into different factions, they do it. I live on Chestnut and Orange in Santa Ana, so I think I at least have a pretty good idea of what the fuck I’m talking about. Not only am I white as fuck and so is my daughter who lives with me, I have been around a lot of rich, white ass holes throughout my life, and all my current neighbors are Mexican, and this neighborhood is considered one of the poorest of neighborhoods in OC by far. I mean I was totally right, making immigration reform one of the main issues of the occupy movement was absurd. Although it’s a huge issue for sure, but not the main fucking issue in an economic injustice movement. Let’s make the Federal Reserve (Or whatever medium of exchange we decide on) into a transparent, democratic fucking system accounted for by the people, a monetary system that’s not controlled by private interest, and lets start regulating and taxing the shit out of Wall Street, billionaires and corporations, abolish the for profit prison system and other unjust industries and free up the economy from the grasp of private interest, then we can dive into immigration reform all you want. I.e. let’s create a fucking Socialist democracy for people of all races, social status, gender, etc. then we’ll worry about trickle down issues like immigration reform. That’s all I was trying to fucking convey to people, but no one would really listen. Everyone had their own little trickle down issues that they wanted to impose upon everyone, without recognizing the fact that these issues they so strongly want to change, are issues that cannot be resolved until we change the economic system! And I was and still am fucking right! You know, I don’t necessarily like telling people what to fucking do, and maybe I don’t make my presentation as pleasant as people want, (Especially in this pussy-ass, trust fund cunt induced county) but sometimes people should just shut the fuck up and listen to what I am trying to convey, which is why I write because I tend to make my points more “eloquently” in writing and I don’t have dumb asses blurting in my ear nonstop, overzealous communicators who won’t shut the fuck up and let a person talk.. And I have accused El Centro of being racist among other things in the past, but my heart has always been with them whether they want to believe it or know it or not. Although it would be cool if they would change their name to “El Centro Cultural Del Mundo”. Although at the same time this is Santa Ana, so what are you going to do? I mean, if you wanted an immigration reform movement we could have started one (Which El Centro already had at the time and is in general), but OSA was not that, it was supposed to be a movement for everyone and the socioeconomic imbalance of our time.
At any rate, occupy Santa Ana for so many reasons was fucking ridiculous. A hand full of wannabe revolutionary leaders mixed in with people with no social life who didn’t really know why they were there, bums who needed help, crazy people, ex drug addicts and self-righteous activists who think they’re better than you because they have fought for homeless rights or whatever, many of whom wanted “leader recognition”. It wasn’t all negative, I am being kind of an ass hole. But when the people treated you like an ass hole it’s kind of hard to not be one back, don’t ya think? A lot of the people there knew exactly why they were there and were there for change, a new economic structure for the people, by the people. Dylan Thompson, although initially I don’t think he knew exactly why he was there was always a positive part of the movement, Toni Veloza, Sam Arshes (SP?), Jed Poole (Although to this day I don’t think he understands me), Claudia Ramirez (Another person who has me blocked on Facebook haha), Andrew Galvin in his reports of the movement, Bonnie Massey, America Najera (Although she quit because of my big mouth haha), Charles Cha, Nick Dorsey, Sara Davis, Robert Wanamaker among many others, were a positive force to the OSA movement. I am not saying it was/still is for nothing by any stretch of the imagination, all I am saying is that Orange County activism fucking BLOWS.
And my pet peeve is the following: Activists who walk around all self-righteous, many times won’t acknowledge your existence among other activists (Because I’m not politically correct enough, or whatever), and act like they deserve praise and leadership recognition, just because they are activists. Doesn’t that whole idea go against the very idea of activism, which is supposed to be selflessness? Going around acting like you’re better because you’re actively pursuing social justice for your very own name recognition? LOL… I mean in my case I am totally into myself because I feel creatively and artistically superior and am totally into myself artistically, it’s actually kind of ridiculous how into myself I am LOL… But that’s not the same thing at all. Activism is about a love for the fucking people, not for recognition and self-righteous, preachy, bullshit behavior. GO FUCK YOURSELVES WITH THIS BEHAVIOR!
Anyways, here in Santa Ana our very own ALL Mexican city council are nothing but a bunch of sell outs, just a bunch of Obamas. I mean, it is after all Orange county so of course the politics of such a county are going to resemble the Nazi-Administrations of the past 100 years since world war 1, and take away a multitude of rights from their own immigrant people. With the corporate, banker, Wall Street and Billionaire exploitation of this economy there is no way it would survive without the hard working Mexican/Hispanic immigrants. Side not: ignorant poor people who do not want a raise the minimum wage because somehow main stream media has convinced them that their $11 an hour pay check is sufficient, even though they can’t afford dick.  People working endless hours for millionaires and billionaires, bankers and economy exploiting ass holes, and these same rich holes like Donald Trump using undocumented immigrants in order to run their billionaire companies while preaching against the very culture that keeps the fucking economy on its feet in many respects. It’s all such moronic hypocrisy
Of course then there was the whole hooking up scenario of OSA, which was entirely pathetic. And don’t get me wrong, I am the number one advocate of hooking up and people fucking (As long as you practice birth control and abortion), but the way people handled the hooking up thing in OSA was one of the major distractions of the entire movement. You people don’t know how to privatize your fucking hook up time or what? You actually have to hook up, make out with and fuck each other at the actual occupy site right in front of everyone? It was such a distraction and it was so absurd for a political activist movement, and so fucking immature. People making out right in front of you and shit, like we were at the make out point after a senior prom… lol, it was pretty pathetic. I mean, at least get your own tent for fuck sake, or go out on your own time and do some shit, just stop distracting everyone with your high school bullshit. All I know is it ended up being a major distraction and hindrance to OSA. But whatever, whacha’ gonna’ do? And the way the dudes treated the women in that movement, it was as if many of them had never been within 6’ of a woman in their entire lives, it was absurd. And I even heard about some stalking that went on, men not leaving women alone and things of that nature.
So after having a GA meeting to totally reprimand my terrible and unethical behavior, especially since I was the one who “Caused certain people from El Centro to quit the occupy movement”, because I accused El Centro of trying to hijack the OSA movement. After that they tried to give me some kind of ultimatum and certain rules, many pointing fingers at me and reprimanding me. LOL, it was such a fucking joke. So many of you, and many who are friends of mine today treated me like such a fucking ass hole, LOL.
One of the final GA meetings I remember where one of the issues on the table was “Allowing Theo stay in the movement”. One of my biggest protesters was there and totally protesting me being part of the movement, he wanted me out for good. I am going to use his first name, his name was Joel. Joel was not fond of me for a number of reasons, and I know the main reason why among many others. He was always hitting on the chicks of the movement and he had seen me take off with a few of these same girls, and had also seen certain girls get along with me and trust me, these same girls who did not want to touch him with a 10’ pole. Plus, let’s just admit that I am a likable, fun, charismatic guy, and boring-ass douche bags like Joel will easily get jealous of such a thing. This guy protested me unlike no tomorrow, claiming that I was this horrible, terrible person that will never change, that I was just going to come back to the movement and keep doing the same things (And you know, he was probably right).
Joel ended up raping a girl from El Centro.
Another guy who had major issues with me and my terrible, terrible behavior, (who actually changed his demeanor towards me later and was nice to me because he liked my “Fuck the two party system” video) ended up fucking a 15 year old girl, and who knows, they’re probably still together (I think he was in his 40s at the time). This same person was a HUGE protester of my opinion and antics and wanted me out of the movement.
Another girl, the very first day, to my face, told me she did not approve of my behavior and that it was not right for the movement and that she needed me to change my behavior and my behavior and language was unacceptable. I told her I didn’t agree with her. She actually ended up cuddling up next to me one time, I rejected her.
I remember one girl (And this was months after Occupy started) I met from OSA told me to my face one time that I had no soul. I remember her words pretty clearly, and I was like: what the fuck? Then she repeated herself (And I’m paraphrasing): When you sing you have plenty of soul, like when you belt it out. But you, as a person, have no soul. Confused and mind boggled I didn’t even pursue the subject matter any further, and she was fucking serious. LOL, Orange county people, Orange County.
I wonder what this girl’s opinion is of a man who rapes a woman, if a man who tells the truth has no fucking soul. LOLOLOL!
Me, Theo Hirsch, have no soul, of all people? LOLOLOLOLOL. I have no soul because I tell the truth in an unconventional, eccentric, politically incorrect way… LOL, yeah fucking right!
What are you going to do, Theo? It’s Orange County.
People who have the most issues do not want someone like me around because people like me not only say things many people do not want to hear, I aim for transparency, and transparency for most is not on the agenda. A person like me is a threat because it might jeopardize their own person agenda on some level, and they will have to admit to themselves issues they do not want to face.
All these people with their self-righteous, fake morality, trying to shove their bullshit down my throat. Well guess what? Not only is my daughter totally straight edge at the age of almost 17, she chose to live with me and not her mother. And do you know why? Because I am a good person who may be a very eccentric and politically incorrect, but I have a system of values that I adhere to. SO suck my fucking dick, you pathetic hypocrites!
All I know is that Orange county activism is full of a bunch of wannabe leaders, try hard revolutionaries and pathetically boring ass holes with no life on many, many levels. That is part of what I got out of OSA.
So by the time OSA addressed the city council with many different issues and other activist groups formed, Maximo Championed the homeless, Madeline did what she does, Chicanos Unidos endorsed OSA, El Centro quit the movement, etc. I think over all OSA did a pretty good job at raising awareness. But let me tell you, you people have some fucking issues, man. Fucking all of you. And I don’t know if any of you will ever really get your priorities straight, stop being self-righteous pricks or realize that you are a product of one of the lamest, douche bag induced, white, racist, trust fund cunt counties in the world. But I do know that none of us are perfect, and I guess many of us know exactly what the fuck we believe.
I know I do.
I remember one time in defense of Art Pedroza during the beginning of the Occupy movement, I called a bunch of wannabe liberals from “the liberal OC” a bunch of Fagots, but I didn’t mean it in a gay way. I just like the term because it’s an awesome word. One of my favorite comics, Doug Stanhope says. “If you’re gay and you’re offended by my use of the word fagot, I’ll suck your dick after the show. Fagot is too good of a word to give up” lol.. Anyways, the Liberal OC fucked with Art Pedroza’s family life by causing him hell and unnecessary litigation, these rich ass holes sued Art for what was just a silly practical joke, spent thousands of dollars and wasted a lot pointless time and paper work. I am very anti-unnecessary paper work and the story pissed me off, and I know the liberal OC dudes are a bunch of fucking charlatans so I went off on them. And to make a long ass story short, it became a HUGE fiasco! Lol! The guy from OC weekly who wrote a blog about my horrible, horrible, hateful language referred to me as a leader in the occupy movement. And oh my God let me tell you, self-righteous OSA ass holes came out of the wood work blasting the shit out of me in the comments section of that blog! LOL
If you read the comments after the blog you will see what I’m talking about.
And months later, the liberal OC confronted me at Memphis cafĂ© and I had a yelling match with some tall, big-ass, older, Irvine loving asshole. We yelled at each other for a good while, it was awesome because not many people ever really confront me like that. The funny thing is when I bumped into these guys at Memphis, someone said, “Hey Theo, these are guys from the Liberal OC”. I said, “Oh, so I guess you guys are a little upset about the shit I wrote”. Then he proceeded to call me names and then it was on, the yelling match. LOL, it was pretty entertaining. When the owner came to break us up, Mr. Liberal OC said: “No man, you have to let me finish this” to the owner. What a bunch of fucking pussies, get the fuck out of Santa Ana and stay in your fucking cookie cutter, bullshit, plastic and asphalt neighborhoods. “Liberal” OC! LOL, Liberal OC? LOL, Oh yeah, we’re from OC and we’re totally liberal, I promise! LOL. I mean, we’re so liberal it’s in our name! LOL, way to go self-proclaimed “Liberals”. How much you wanna bet these ass holes from liberal OC are all voting for Hilary and don’t like Bernie? LOL  Politically and socially immoral people always try and pass the buck off to people like me, like I’m this horrible person for my fucking mouth, when they’re the ones who love war as long as it’s not in their town, they love Reganomics and are NeoCons hiding behind “gay rights” and terms like democrat, democracy, liberal, etc. It’s funny because when I met this ass hole at Memphis he started accusing me of using “hate speech” and was essentially yelling at me, so I pointed in face and said, “Fagot”, turned to the next guy and said “Fagot”, then the next guy and said “Fagot” haha…. “Fagot, Fagot, fagot!” that one pissed him off like no tomorrow! Lol It was quite the yelling match, but in the end I calmed down and just told him we need to agree to disagree, so we shook hands and he left. He was a big motherfucker, that’s what I remember the most! I argued that in the Bronx people of all races have been using the term “Nigga” for years and that I did not use the term in hate of homosexuals. Although I believe there is a homosexual that works for the liberal OC. LOL, that’s the funny part. Therefore, they can play the victim card while every hypocritical, PC, immoral fuck-tard can come out of the wood work and point their pathetic fingers at me! LOLOLOL… Soooooo fucking pathetic people are
And Art Pedroza, You know I’m down with you and think you’re awesome, unlike many of my colleagues. And not to throw you under the bus or anything, but you were totally wrong about the Occupy movement. You talked a lot of shit on it back in the day. Bernie Sanders was brought to you by: The Occupy movement. If it was not for occupy, Bernie would not be where he is today running for president. The occupy movement was an International success in raising awareness for stupid, fat and complacent, over worked Americans with no medical and student debt up the ass and just plain, over worked, broke mother fuckers and families who are struggling to make rent. It brought Bernie’s message to national attention. And now finally after 20 years of public existence, the fucking Internet is finally doing what it was meant to do for America: Socially democratizing us.
All I have ever wanted was some fucking socially equality on an international scale. And I know that America and the many evil contemporary monarchist administrations controlled by the evil oligarchy- I.e. The banks, the corporations, the privatized Federal Reserve Ass holes and the Wall Street criminals that have completely fucked up, colonized, Americanized, destroyed and white washed the planet and fucked its culture, and have created an International system based on tree murder, animal torture, oil, plastic, take out- throw away/waste, ocean pollution and depletion of sea life, anti-progressive pollution policies, war culture and convenience culture for their own amusement and boosie lifestyles to the point of almost no return.
And I know Bernie isn’t perfect, but he’s all we got and I’ll take it. I know people can make a big difference in their local communities, but America owes the world, America owes the world and we are setting a terrible standard across the planet.
We fucking owe the world and we need to change, yesterday.

I love you all,


Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Bernie Sanders on foreign policy

When people say that Bernie Sanders is “weak on foreign policy”, I am now nodding to myself “no, total nonsense.” Because people who say that are usually ignorant about American imperialism, and the history of mindless war for resources, occupations, global capitalist take over for power, or, they are just not recognizing why “he seems weak on foreign policy.” And he’s not weak at all, he just knows the truth and knows the immense changes that need to be made. If anything Hilary is weak on foreign policy since she takes advice from war criminals and has a track record of voting for illegal wars, while supporting and voting for other social/political catastrophes. Bernie understands the catastrophic nightmare that is the oligarchy of the banking war monger psychopaths that run this country, and how they have run this country and the planet into the fucking ground. This is a very touchy and complicated issue that people just do not understand and are very ignorant about, people don’t understand the truth about American history and the endless war mongering ways of the conservative, NeoCon bankers agenda. Ass holes and psychopath’s run this economy and our world, and people are in total denial of this. Personally, I have been very lucky (Or maybe it’s unlucky since ignorance is bliss) to have an understanding of this, outside of some of my lack of education over the years. Of course these days my education is vast, although I can’t go around regurgitating historical statistics like a fucking champion Jeopardy player. So in my heart I have always known the truth (Since my exit from Mormonism at least) and it has only been until recently that my educational emphasis on the reality of the extremities of our situation has really, really, really hit home. Having a mind set in the reality of the state of our planet can tend to make one into a cynic, but a cynic with a glimmer of hope none the less. They say the truth will set you free, but I’m not so sure I agree with that statement. It’s more like, If you have any sort of moral conscience and obligation to humanity and planet, the truth will bind you towards the freedom, education and culture of humanity. In a sense the truth binds you to a moral obligation towards your fellow planetary beings, but for the greater good.
 Educated people are much less likely to unnecessarily reproduce, bringing more consumers onto a resource deficient (because of mindless Americanism), finite planet full of orphans with mommy and daddy issues who need families and homes because people don’t understand it’s about quality not quantity, and cultured people are less likely to commit crimes towards their fellow human beings, and are open minded to every single cause towards positive human evolution. Example (Talking about myself again): I know its right to eat vegan, it’s just the right fucking thing to do for humanity, animal, plant, water and planet, end of discussion. I am not a vegan because I am too weak and I of course reproduced before I was educated enough to know what the fuck I was doing. Now as a person who believes in taking care of yourself and holding your own in a capitalist society the best you know how, it’s my moral obligation to make sure my daughter does not grow up with daddy issues and has as many opportunities as possible to become a contributing member of society. There are already enough fucked up kids wandering this planet with no guidance, and I refuse to contribute to such a thing. If I would have been educated and presented the truth about myself at a young age, I would have never reproduced in a million years. And I would have always encouraged any woman to use abortion accordingly, because that’s what it’s there for, your reproductive rights and to maintain some kind of balance in an imbalanced planet. Many women get all choked up about this subject, but it’s because people in general are missing the bigger picture. I am not a woman and don’t know what it’s like to be pregnant, but your personal emotions and beliefs should not come before the betterment of the planet, IMO. I’m not saying to not have a kid, nor am I saying to have an abortion either, I’m just saying there are a lot of people who need help, and if you have the humanity in you, I would implore you to adopt before reproduction. In California and other “progressive” states, Planned Parenthood is after all, *free*.  And of course I just simply do not understand having more than a kid or two, I just don’t. I can’t for a second fathom how people have one kid, then after having that one kid finding out what an enormous responsibility it is: this is some serious shit! Then to continue to reproduce kid after kid after kid? I just don’t understand these hyperactive breeders. I would adopt in a heartbeat if I had the funding, probably someday.  At any rate, being that I take care of, feed, and live with my daughter, it makes it very difficult to be vegan, as she does not believe in the importance of much of the knowledge I have acquired over the years. So the one person I live with, take car of and feed does not support my wants in morality and aspirations to be vegan. Why would she? She is 16. Of course, repeating myself, I am weak and have an addictive personality. But if we lived in a society of educated and cultured people, I would not have to worry about such things, I would not have to worry about many of my weaknesses, etc. And do you know why? Because we would democratically decide to stop fucking torturing, milking and murdering animals for mindless consumption and soulless corporate profit. As cultured, open minded and educated people we would do what is right for the whole 19 times out of 20. And guess what would actually happen? Scientists, nutritionists and chefs from all over the world would get together in order create endless vegan food that is not only fucking delicious and nutritious, it would be affordable for everyone, i.e. Cheap as fuck, like McDonald’s. Side note: Not to mention we waste damn near half of all the food we produce in America, and still have 60 million people facing hunger on a daily basis. Why? Because we’re fucking morons. So instead of raising cattle and chopping down rain Forests at the rate of 80,000 acres per day and using endless water that is needed in the 3rd world for thirsty people who are dying, we would use that land and water in order to feed ourselves the food we feed the cattle, which would all be vegan. Again, according to USGS it takes 4000 to 18,000 gallons of water to make a juicy hamburger. That’s how much water it takes to feed, hydrate and service cows. And trust me, with the vast knowledge we have today in science, nutrition and cooking, the carnivores would totally know the difference, but they would love it. Because everyone would be thin and in shape, and people would be fucking happy because their bodies would be free of the fucking meat industry, animal fat and animal torture and so would the entire planet. That’s just an example of what would happen if we lived in a world of cultured and educated people. And by default in a cultured and educated planet, people would be open minded to all truths and would not be in denial, no matter how much they have to admit their hypocrisy or inconvenience their current morality, lifestyle and/or complacency.

Personally, I think Bernie does a great job at countering Hilary when she goes on and on about her “experience” on foreign policy. But what good is experience if you are not a politician of the people, but a whore of the financial “industry” (money is NOT a fucking commodity, so stop calling it an industry) among other corporations and billionaires?  That’s not experience for the betterment of the whole, education, culture, freedom and positive human evolution, that’s experience for your own monarchist, money and power grubbing, control freak tendencies with no thought for the future of this planet, animal, human, tree, plant and water alike. We activists have been working towards this candidate Bernie Sanders for fucking years, and he’s here now and do you know why? Because it’s becoming too late, because it’s time for humanity to evolve away from this dirty technology, animal torture that’s raping the planet (animal agriculture uses more water than anything else and pollutes the planet more than the vehicle industry), this war mongering culture that is white washing the planet with pointless Americanism and away from this Ponzi scheme, corporation/banker’s capitalism. It’s time to move on now! The war mongering, control freak, fascist psychopaths have had their fun.
So people say “Bernie Sanders is weak on foreign policy”? Well fuck you! You don’t know dick about shit! Bernie Sanders has two things and you know what they are called? A fucking heart and a soul! He has an activist, truth and equality track record and he speaks the MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH! DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND?!?! And this topic, foreign policy, probably boggles the fuck out of his mind because it’s such an appalling fucking, culture fucking, earth raping mess; and it’s absolutely not something he can do alone! Hello people? Hilary voted on the Iraq war and Bernie did not! What more do I need to say? The Bush-Nazi Regimes war! You know, that pointless war for an obsolete resource that’s still going on today? I applaud Bernie for not taking advice from anyone on foreign policy! And I applaud him for exposing Hilary for taking advice from an imperialist war Monger, Henry Kissinger, who sanctioned the genocide of 3,000,000 Cambodians! BTW, Hilary and fam are good friends of the Kissinger fam! Together we all need to help Bernie heal these exploited cultures of the world and make reparations to the many exploited countries of this planet. This is not a laughing matter! Foreign policy is not something to be taken lightly, and EPECIALLY when you’re the imperialist monster who needs to make a fucking mends to the world.
So keep flapping your stupid lips about his “weakness”, because it’s not his fucking weakness, it’s our weakness as Americans! We are in this shit together whether we like it or not. We need to get the conservative NeoCons out of this political system (Which Hilary is a part of), it is an absolute must for the future inhabitants (ALL INHABITANTS) of this fucking planet, clean energy evolution and human evolution! Oh wait, Hilary has a vagina, she has to be the best candidate, right? I mean, like blacks, women too have been oppressed! Who cares if its politics as usual, America needs a woman poster child, not an actual human fucking being who wants a political revolution and a planet of opportunity for all.
If you’re too blinded by corporate media, your upbringing, political correctness and social stigmas or if you’re too insensitive to *Feel the Bern*, then I do feel sorry for you, I really feel sorry. And you know why? Because I was raised Mormon. And you know what it’s like to be raised Mormon?  To cut your own dick off despite your crotch and sex drive. It sucks, it seriously sucks.
America absolutely is to Christianity as Utah is to Mormonism. America is to Christianity as Scientology is to Hollywood. I mean seriously, if you’re that big of a social pawn that you have to deny the truth and cut off your own dick and say:
Universal health care? I want Hilary, let’s keep putting students into debt and giving them loans they’ll never pay off
Universal education? I want Trump (every time I hear him talk I lose IQ points)
$15 an hour minimum wage? I want to be a millionaire someday, we don’t need that!
Equal opportunity for all race? Fuck that! Let’s go to church, hun! Jesus was white
Regulate the criminal justice system? Marijuana offenders deserve prison time! Let’s build a wall! Fuck the 70 billion a year wasted non-violent prisoners! Fuck education while we’re at it!
Break up the big banks “too big to fail” and tax the rich? Fuck those immigrants, the bad economy is their fault (In a country built on slavery, genocide and ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION)!
I seriously do feel for you and hope you will see the light.

I love you all and thanks for your time,

Theo Hirsch
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