Theo Hirsch:
Hello everyone, this is Theo-radically speaking and we have
Ryan Chase in studio today. How are you doing today Ryan?
Ryan Chase:
I’m going great Theo
Theo Hirsch:
Glad to hear it. So they say you’re white washing the town,
and the place you call 4th street market is actually just a bunch of
amateur cooks in a giant white washed cafeteria. How do you feel about these accusations?
Ryan Chase:
Well I believe people of all races should come together and
try and better Santa Ana for 9- 12 bucks an hour, I feel great about my contributions
to the slaver…. Errrrrrr, I mean economic betterment of many Santa Ana residents.
I am really focusing hard on bringing Latinos to the community
Theo Hirsch:
Latinos? You mean Mexicans, right?
Ryan Chase:
Right, Latinos
Theo Hirsch:
Whatever you say whitey.
So Ryan, tell us, how many digital numbers from your Jew dad’s
earth raping bank account were actually handed to you at birth?
Ryan Chase:
Oh Theo, you sure have quite the radical sense
of humor. Well I dunno, maybe 100,000,000
Theo Hirsch:
Wow! A hundy-million, son of a fucking bitch.
Ryan, can you please tell me because it’s driving me bat
shit crazy. Why do you hate culture so much?
Ryan Chase:
Well the truth is Theo, white, European culture is superior
to other cultures, especially the European Jew. You know I had ancestors in the
holocaust, so my family line is no stranger to genocide and oppression. And it’s
what Irvine wants, and people from Irvine know how to keep a town good and
clean.
Theo Hirsch:
Clean, huh? Have you ever heard of culture, fun, education,
music, art parties, art, wine tastings, All inclusive community events,
talented locals, bon fires, smoking weed, open minds and free communication,
art, poetry and song writing classes for the local kids, and English classes
for undocumented immigrants, and Spanish classes for ignorant, white morons
like yourself? So we can begin to blend in together and have community?
Ryan Chase:
Hey common now Theo, enough of this name calling!
But the truth is I don’t see the point in such things, there’s
no money in that.
Theo Hirsch:
Emmmmm, actually Ryan, yes there is you Goddamn moron. If I
had the money you have, I could make Santa Ana into an international cultural
center. People would travel from all over the world just to come and stay. You
are a one dimensional, trust fund moron and have the vision of a Goddamn rodent
in a fucking maze.
Ryan Chase:
Alright Theo, put up your dukes, I have had it with this
name calling!
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My 16 year old daughter is taller than you and could kick
your ass!
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Ryan chase: *Swing*, *smack*!
Theo Hirsch:
Did I just feel a June bug land on my face?
OK Ryan, calm down, just sit back down, I don’t want to
fight you. I wouldn't want to end up life in prison for stepping on you.
SO tell me more Ryan, What is it like having life just
served to you on a platinum, diamond covered platter? I mean, you personally
have never really done shit to get anything you have, so how do you justify
allowing so many homeless in this town when you own so much Goddamn property
and have had everything handed to you? How are you any better than any of them?
Ryan Chase:
Those people are in the position they are in because they
won’t get a job for 9-12 bucks and hour… Its Their own fault, Theo. Can’t I get
you to see that? They seem to be doing just fine with all the Christian
religions feeding them and stuff. And when the cops put them in jail they get
free food and shelter.
Theo Hirsch:
Actually Ryan you’re totally wrong. You hate the homeless,
and you don’t want them in your precious, “safe” and clean Irvine so you send
them here, because you know few Mexicans and the undocumented will ever complain. Also,
in Utah they have been giving homeless free housing and its saving their system
money, because the homeless are not bogging down their corrupt, for profit jail
and prison system anymore. And it causes much less pointless paper pushing and bureaucracy
in the court systems (which cost money) and homeless don’t have money to pay
court fines. How can you fine someone who has no fucking home? You can’t!
Ryan Chase:
Its their own fault for the position they are in and they’ll
just have to earn the money to get themselves out
Theo Hirsch:
OK rich boy, whatever you say.
So tell me about your relationship with Jack Jackoff city of
Jakosky Properties. https://plus.google.com/114864589148933548842/about?gl=us&hl=en
Who is this guy and why does he love Jacking off all over
the art and culture of our town?
Ryan Chase:
Well you see Theo, Me and JackOff both really look up to
billionaires like the Koch brothers, Dick Cheney, etc. Those are some real fine
men doing a lot of great things for the American worker and this great economy.
And the truth is we all have lizard sperm in our scrotums, and hell, our balls
are mostly made of lizard sperm. That’s right, I am 35% Lizard myself, and I
believe JackOffCity is damn near 65% lizard! Jack off really hates culture and
art, oh boy does he ever hate fun and education for poor people! If he had it
his way all people under millionaire would be homeless. I mean, this guy really
hates the poor unlike anyone I have ever seen.
Theo Hirsch: Wow, I am in awe
Well that’s enough of that for Today. That’s Ryan Chase
everyone and this is Theo-Radically Speaking.
Ryan Chase:
Just one more thing before we go off air Theo. I want all
Santa Ana-ians to know that I want the best for those Latinos, no matter what
anyone thinks. I have done more for the Latino than anyone in Santa Ana and
Orange County. I am here to please everyone, especially the Latino.
Theo Hirsch:
Ok Mr. Whitey
That’s Ryan Chase everyone and this is Theo-Radically
Speaking.
Hey Theo, what's up?!
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