You know, I have never even met Ryan Chase? And if I did see him in
real life, I probably wouldn't even know the difference unless he introduced himself. Saw him
speak at a city council meeting about that stupid train they’re building
through 4th st. (BTW, public transportation and the corporate
elite forcing us to drive and own cars in order to get by in this stupid So.
Cal. Economy, is a whole other rant I could go on and on about for like a
hundred pages) one time, but I didn't get a look at his face as
I believe he was sitting in back of me, then he jetted off right after he
talked. I of course do not tend to give a fuck about people no matter who they
are, their social status, their socially interpreted “IQ”, their skin color, lack of education, sex, artistic aspirations (unless
they kick fucking ass) etc. until I have actually had an interesting enough
conversation or two with them. With the exception of a woman who I am attracted
to physically, of course. But personality does go a very, very fucking long way
in my world when it comes to sexual interaction or any kind of interaction with
any person for that matter.
So the silly little things I write and the silly Photoshop stuff
I make where I am making fun of Ryan Chase, may seem kind of mean, but here is
the thing: I am not making fun of Ryan Chase as I personally do not know him. I
am making fun of the product that he has produced, and from the eyes of a
culture loving artist. The Yost Promenade, the new bakery, the 4th street
market, Playground, etc. This is Irvinification at its finest, right here in
DTSA. A friend of mine was arguing with me the other day about how Santa Ana
was just like Irvine 20-30 years ago or so, before all the Immigrants (I.e. undocumented
Mexicans & some central and South Americans) started moving here. And now
that it’s being white washed, (in my words) that it is how it was before they
came. Well this was never white-man’s land in the first place, so I say any
time Mexicans can take over a community in California they should do it. It’s
actually not California, it actually is stolen land. Now I can see it from her
perspective also because it’s not her fault. It’s not like she murdered
indigenous husbands, raped their wives and brain washed innocent, indigenous
children into the intolerance of a lame-ass Catholic/Church of England culture.
That wasn't her. She grew up in this OC area and for her
personally, this is her land, linage and heritage.
But my point to her and all of you in this city and this
motherfucking globe, is that if “the white wash cultural center” (4th st.
Market) was actually mine, dude, this town would not be the same. And when I
say that I mean it in the awesomest way fucking possible.
Now as much as I do like that coffee shop in the front (it’s the
best part of the white wash cultural center), it’s just got to be cut down to
size because we have more important things on this planet than coffee. I would
have an awesome Pho/Vietnamese restaurant, an Indian restaurant, a
Mediterranean/vegan restaurant, a multicultural juice bar (exotic juice from
all over the world), a sushi/Japanese restaurant, an Ecuadorian restaurant, an
Awesome Mexican restaurant (God forbid, Ryan C.), a Samoan restaurant, a
Guinean restaurant, A Spanish restaurant, etc. and I think you get the idea.
All restaurant owners would all be from the actual countries the fucking
restaurants represent and would be or have a head specialty chef from the
actual country. All other workers could be Santa Ana locals or whoever can
handle the job. Why would you have a bunch of hipster, white washed,
boring-ass, wannabe food truck, Orange County amateurs running this place? It
absolutely makes zero sense. We do want to enhance the local economy, but not
at the price of culture and art. I would then proceed to cover the entire halls
of the place with art and murals. The bathrooms, the commons areas, the eating
areas, the back patio, the cafeteria, all covered with local art. And I mean fucking
covered, motherfuckers! Fucking cake that fucking place with local art from SA
to OC to Riverside and SB, to motherfucking LA (and all over the world),
BITCHES!!!!!!! Why in the mother fucking fuck do you fucking think people are
fucking here in the first motherfucking place, Motherfuckers? I mean murals and
art, EVERYWHERE (Not inside the kitchens, but you get the idea)! I would for
sure steal some of the square footage from the coffee bar, that trendy
wine/hipster food market and back patio and elsewhere, in order to create a
band room/stage and cultural community room. Everything that is being performed
inside the band room would be set on loud speaker in the eating areas, and the
band room would be open/have an entrance to the patio area. I would configure
the thing a lot different, because the band room/dance hall/cultural center
would be the main focus of the place. I would then proceed to market the place
to all the different cultures as an authentic, cultural cafeteria and
pin-target-market each ethnic group in Southern California. You know that
Southern motherfucking Cali-fucking-fornia has more ethnic group’s per-capita
than anywhere in the world? Yet, we have this fucking white washed bullshit and
this black and white, white vs. brown mentality all over this fucking town? And
of course, this is Orange County! It’s so ridiculous I can’t even begin to
express. The band/stage room would be booked with open mics, band nights,
karaoke nights, comedy nights, dance nights, special events, etc. After school
programs for the kids from 3-6pm (kind of like the boys and girls club but way
better) like rock band class, art classes, music classes, help with homework,
etc. And classes and workshops all put on by local artists. We would also have
different things going on for the social betterment of the entire community
like Yoga classes, cop watch seminars, activist groups of different factions
and different cultural events from different countries, we would be closed
minded to very little, within reason, education, culture, art and FUCKING FUN!!
DOIYOIYOI! *BONK!* *BONK!* *BONK!* *BONK!* You know, fun? Have you fucking
heard of it? All kids under 16 would be encouraged to go home by 9pm, because
white people (and white washed people) are afraid of their kids being exposed
to the actual world and should probably just lock their kids in the fucking
basement, because kids aren't human. It would be a money making
restaurant center and donation based cultural center. We would get the city
involved for grants, so many of the under educated and under privileged of our
community could have access to this grand education and culture in order to
create less crime in our fucking community (Which would lead to cutting down
the city budget of spending 80% of the budget on the stupid-fucking-pigs and
their cars, horses and murderous guns that endanger the community with stupid,
militarized, meat headed cops that got picked on in high school and have
something to prove). There would also of course, have to be some security.
BTW, if I had the money and property this guy has, I would
already have given up part of it to the homeless, since the OC trust fun
alliance and their puppet politicians in Santa Ana, cannot seem to make that
happen. I am so sick and fucking tired of having to give to the homeless, when
all of you greedy fucking digital bank numbers accumulating, paper pushing,
fucking ass holes do nothing but take, take, take from the economy! I’m sick of
your shit! I LIVE IN A TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT YOU FUCKING ASS HOLES! Its not like I can bring them back to my place! I am so
sick of seeing these dirty and totally helpless, hungry and crazy people on the
streets who need rehabilitation and a place to live! They need social programs
you economy exploiting, trust fund, fake wall street, paper pushing, Irvine
company, banking ass holes! You people don’t do fucking shit for the economy
except for suppress it. And even when you do build something, you’re just
mostly hiring underpaid employees and rarely, really ever truly give back. The
OC trust fund alliance doesn't want the homeless in their
“clean” and white towns, so they send them here to Santa Ana because they don’t
give a fuck about Jesus Christ, although many of them claim some kind of
bullshit Christianity (of many multiple candy bar brands). There is a SHIT ton
of empty real estate in this county, endless churches that claim to follow
Jesus, who is a man who championed the poor and the down trodden, and who would
never allow homeless when there is so much real estate, and not to mention
churches that could be used to house the homeless and rehabilitate them. I mean, do you think Jesus
H. Christ would rather house the homeless, or do you think he’d use these
church buildings and sanctuaries so you can all meet to compare your stupid
slave diamonds, cars and clothing every week? Like seriously, read the fucking
New Testament you fucking Morons. And if you’re a Jew…. Errrrrrrrrrr, oh yeah,
nevermind.
And BTW, Ryan C.
The fact that you say things like (and I'm paraphrasing):
"My goal is to attract more Latinos to the Down Town
Area." Is soooooooooooooooooo fucking retarded! LOL! They're
not Latinos, they're Mexicans! LOL! That is such a bullshit, typical
over-privileged, white man's statement it makes me want to shit
my fucking pants!
You know who does the most for this economy? Undocumented farm
workers, Janitors, cement layers, construction workers, laborers, cooks,
cleaners, house builders, building builders, computer programmers, engineers,
scientists, artists, promoters, musicians (the people you digital bank numbers
pushers command), etc. etc. These are the actual people who keep this economy
just and balanced on some level and are the only ones, really doing anything of
importance. All you people who hand down money from generation to generation
through banking, real estate, wall street, insurance companies, etc., do not
actually do shit for the economy. You only push paper and digital numbers, then
you go into towns and exploit them and “clean them up”, so the “more
privileged” (Many of which just exploit the economy just like you on a
different or smaller level) can be safe without those dirty fucking
undocumented immigrants (unless you need them for slave work), who simply need
education, work and some fucking culture, you mother fucking ass holes. I mean,
just the farm worker industry alone (the people that pick our fruit and veggies
for endless hours a day) is proof in the pudding that we are a bunch of fucking
ass holes (I include myself). The corporate elite allow the undocumented
workers to come into this country and live here, and why? Because someone with
undocumented status can be exploited out of fear of being shipped out because
they have limited rights. They can’t complain! So when the situation is tough,
the hours are long and slave-labor-like, and the pay is fucking shit, they
can’t complain or they will get shipped out. And they don’t want to go home
because home is much of the time worse (because their government sucks ass and the drug Lords are immoral, murderous pricks who use our immoral drug policies here in the US to manipulate the drug market) and many times they have family here. So
FINALLY after endless protests against this unjust system of undocumented farm
worker exploitation, Walmart in 2014 (Taco bell first and many followed)
finally joined the fair food program for a little bit of justice for farm
workers (You know, so the women won’t get sexually harassed, and people get
better pay for less hours, instead of living the slave lifestyle?). Another one
of my points is that your white washed cultural center alone (and this entire
economy), receives many benefits because of these hard working people. Cooking,
endless tomatoes, veggies and fruits, puke cleaning in the bathroom, houses
built, and just crazy-ass hard work that NONE OF YOU WILL EVER DO!!! And the
list is actually endless. And the majority do it for very meager wages. While
you’re in your pointless meetings pushing paper and digital numbers and telling
people what to do so you can make Santa Ana, just a little bit more like South
OC (And of course prove to your daddy that you know how to make more digital
bank numbers for the family)? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! What a fucking joke!
Get some fucking culture!
Irvinification
You see, one day some property owner went to Mayor Pulido and
said: ok my puppet, (He pulls out the gentrification handbook 101)
here’s what we’re going to do: Now that we have allowed all those Mexicans to
inhabit our precious DTOC area, lets clean up the promenade area and the down
town and put in some art galleries and encourage artists to come downtown and
hang out. But we not only have to clean up all of the crime in this 4-8 block
radius, once the crime is clean, we have to make sure no cops come around or
else the artists won’t like it. Fuck, the property owners may have
even struck up a deal with the local gangs just to keep them out of the DTSA
promenade area, because until Down town stink (I.e. Down Town Inc.) came
around, there was never any violence, there were never any fucking cops (Or
lame-ass security), and it was very much a very peaceful place with a bunch of
underground shit going on and artists just doing whatever the fuck they want
and there was never shootings, much violence or any muggings (Of course, this
is after the WildWest 90s of DTSA). The only time I really ever saw cops
fucking with people before down town stink, was when the loft people (a huge
part of pre-Irvinification. BTW, I abhor the Irvine Company almost more than
bankers and the government) next to the East village would call and complain
about bands at the east village. And it was always the stupid, young, punk cops
back in those days that would make a fuss about things. Now it seems the entire
SAPD is not only fucked in the head, they’re fucking being militarized and
taking waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too much fucking tax revenue from our city. I mean,
what in the fuck ever happened to culture, art and education? Those are really
the three things that prevent violence and promote peace in a fucking city and
world! Not a bunch of militarized, hot headed fucking pigs that shoot (and
cover up as much as they can) a person or two every week. I have only
been coming to Santa Ana for about 10-11 years (lived here 9) so
I wasn't here for the early times of the art village, nor for the
DTSA, Wild West days in the 90s. But I do know that there was a time
when we artists were allowed to party our asses off with little if any
interference from the cops. And it’s because us artists, like always and in
every “urban city” in this fucking USA, were being used to make DTSA cool. So
then the fucking hipsters would move in, and then they can begin the
Irvinification and bring in the PBID (I.e. Down town stink. BTW, Google PBID,
no time to explain) and a bunch of stupid fucking cops and their shitting
horses. Piles of shit they can’t even clean up themselves (and probably use
undocumented workers to clean).
I mean Ryan, just the fact that you have meetings with Jack
JackOffCity makes you completely guilty by association. Because I don’t give a
flying fuck how much property I owned in this fucking town. There is no way in
fucking hell I would ever associate myself with that soulless, cowardice,
culture hating, art hating, “real” artist hating, over privileged, mindless,
activist hating, culture destroying, piece of fucking Lizard man shit! It’s
actually quite pathetic that you have meetings with him, I don’t care what your
reasons are.
And the truth is, I know what I am talking about, I am not just
ranting. If any of you have any kind of brain in your head you will look
past the cuss words of my word’ and realize the truth (frankness), and realize
that I am actually a pretty nice and reasonable fucking guy that is actually
very approachable.
And I will stand up for anything I have written here today, face
to face with anyone. And I’ll even be nice about it.
And now to toot my own horn:
I don’t think any of you were expecting an artist/activist/fun
lover like me to end up in this town. No, I’m not some Jack Johnson
regurgitating, candy-ass hip hop or wannabe white boy reggae motherfucker or
some wannabe pre-manufactured sellout. I keep shit more real than most of you
can even handle. Yet I want the best for this town and all of
its inhabitance. I want education and culture for all (undocumented
or not) and to minimize that ridiculous cop force. I would rather pay for the
education and cultural awareness of a border hopper than the salary of some
stupid fucking pig! It is a fact that educated, socialist democracies are the happiest societies on earth, whether you have your stupid documents or not! And when you have a cultured and educated society, YOU DON'T NEED COPS YOU FUCKING ASS HOLES! FUCK THE POLICE! And I want people to take personal
responsibility for themselves, and it will be made possible because of this
culture and education that I aspire towards for all of humanity. And my track
record proves that this is what I believe. As much as it disturbs the majority
and especially the trust fund alliance, I too have a vision and was put here
for a reason.
Thanks for your time,
Theodore Jerome Hirsch
(Also known as Jesus Christ’s Boyfriend, Theo Hirsch,
Teodorito, [much better than Doritos] or El
Puto, Calvo, Gringo, que vino del culo de Satanas, de Santa Ana)
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